A real day in the life of a programmer_PHP Tutorial

Morning:
Woke up at 6:30 by the sound of construction at the construction site opposite, looked at the clock, and went back to sleep;
Woke up again at 6:50, looked at the clock again, and went back to sleep;
The alarm clock went off at 7 a.m. Ring the bell and tell the time. If you don't wake up, sleep for another 5 minutes...
Wake up again at 7:15. Turned over, oh, get up...
Finally got up at 7:20. While calling the tiger on the bed opposite: "Wake up, it's already 7:20!"
"What? It's 7:20? #@$%*..."
I finished washing up at 7:25 and rushed into the shower. I took a long cold shower. A lot more awake.
Run downstairs for breakfast at 7:30. The wind and the remaining clouds.
The shuttle bus started to leave at 7:35. Listening to "Good Morning, Beijing" on the radio, colleagues chatted and laughed.
Some read newspapers, some eat breakfast, and some sleep.
I sat at the front, took out Wenquxing, and pretended to memorize a few words.
Morning:
At 8:20, the shuttle bus arrives downstairs at the unit. Wait for the elevator. Enter the company and swipe your card.
Smile at the little girl at the front desk of the company and say good morning.
8:25: Get a big teapot and fill it with a glass of water.
Turn on the monitor, check whether the test program that was run when you left last night is normal, and analyze the test results.
Close the experimental program at 8:30. Go online.
Open N windows to check emails at the same time, check the homepage message board, check the homepage counter,
Check the IP addresses of visitors to the homepage, read Sina news, reply to emails, reply to letters...
All tasks can be done in 15 minutes Done within.
Close the browser at 8:45. Open Super Jieba, select "Go Home", "Jasmine", "Miracle" and other saxophone songs, and choose to play them in a loop. Put on your headphones. Start writing programs.
While writing the program:
a. Get up and fetch water N times;
b. Let Windows completely crash N*N times during program debugging, press RESET and POWER on the machine N times, after it fails
Unplug the power plug and plug it in and restart it N times;
c. Explain technical issues to the novices next to you in suffocating Mandarin several times;
d. Talk to fellow villagers in Changsha dialect (called bird language by colleagues in Beijing) ) discussed technical issues several times;
At 11 o’clock, my stomach started to rebel. Drink it with milk.
Go to the staff restaurant downstairs for dinner at 11:45. There are many beautiful girls in the restaurant.
It’s a pity that the deliciousness of the food is not directly proportional to the beauty of the girl. It’s so unpalatable.

Back to the company at 12 o’clock. Go online. Repeat the action at 8:30:
Open N windows to check emails and homepage message boards at the same time...
12:40 Lunch break
Afternoon:
1:30 Wake up. Wash your face. Write a program. Repeat the action at 8:45...
Get off work at 5:30. Colleagues took the shuttle bus and started leaving.
Evening:
6:50 Open the program and let it test automatically. Turn off the monitor. Went down to eat with the tiger.
7 o’clock I found a restaurant I haven’t been to before. Order one meat, one vegetarian and one soup.
Like all the restaurants in Beijing I have eaten at: the food is not only extremely slow to serve, but also unpalatable.
During this period, the two happily recalled the delicious food stalls they had eaten in Changsha several times.
7:40 Checkout. Then I vowed to never come to this restaurant again.
Back to the company at 7:50. The development hall was quiet. I turned on an unoccupied machine and asked it to play songs by Wu Bo or Power Train or Zhao Chuan or Zhang Huimei. Write a program.
Around 10:30, Tiger or I said: Yeah, it’s getting late, we have to get ready to leave...
Another person said: Well, um, we are leaving...
But there was no one People take action...
Write down the day's accounts at 10:35. Keep a journal.
Check your mailbox, message board, and homepage counter. Reply to emails, reply to messages...
10:55 Close other programs. Run the experiment program and let it test automatically.
Turn off the lights at 11 o’clock. Swipe your card. Leave the company.
11:05 Waiting for a taxi at the street corner.
Arrive at the dormitory at 11:40. Taxi fare is a bit. Heartache. The two of them vowed:
Never come back so late tomorrow, come back early and take the bus.
11:50 Rush to the bathroom and take a cold shower.
Listen to the midnight news of China Central Radio at 12 midnight...
Lights out at 12:10...
...#$@#$%*&
At 6:30 in the morning, I was at the construction site opposite The sound of construction woke me up...

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