Wie automatisiere ich den E-Mail-Versand von MySQL 5.1 mithilfe von Triggern und UDFs?

CREATE TRIGGER test.autosendfromdrop BEFORE INSERT ON test.emaildrop
FOR EACH ROW BEGIN
  /* START THE WRITING OF THE EMAIL FILE HERE*/      
  SELECT  concat("To: ",NEW.To),
          concat("From: ",NEW.From),
          concat("Subject: ",NEW.Subject),
          NEW.Body
      INTO OUTFILE 
               "C:\inetpub\mailroot\pickup\mail.txt" 
      FIELDS TERMINATED by '\r\n' ESCAPED BY '';            
END;

CREATE FUNCTION `HTMLBody`(Msg varchar(8192)) 
RETURNS varchar(17408) CHARSET latin1 DETERMINISTIC
BEGIN
  declare tmpMsg varchar(17408);
  set tmpMsg = cast(concat(
      'Date: ',date_format(NOW(),'%e %b %Y %H:%i:%S -0600'),'\r\n',
      'MIME-Version: 1.0','\r\n',
      'Content-Type: multipart/alternative;','\r\n',
      ' boundary=\"----=_NextPart_000_0000_01CA4B3F.8C263EE0\"','\r\n',
      'Content-Class: urn:content-classes:message','\r\n',
      'Importance: normal','\r\n',
      'Priority: normal','\r\n','','\r\n','','\r\n',
      'This is a multi-part message in MIME format.','\r\n','','\r\n',
      '------=_NextPart_000_0000_01CA4B3F.8C263EE0','\r\n',
      'Content-Type: text/plain;','\r\n',
      '  charset=\"iso-8859-1\"','\r\n',
      'Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit','\r\n','','\r\n','','\r\n',
      Msg,
      '\r\n','','\r\n','','\r\n',
      '------=_NextPart_000_0000_01CA4B3F.8C263EE0','\r\n',
      'Content-Type: text/html','\r\n',
      'Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit','\r\n','','\r\n',
      Msg,
      '\r\n','------=_NextPart_000_0000_01CA4B3F.8C263EE0--'
      ) as char);
  RETURN tmpMsg;
END ;